Eat a Bag of Dicks | Unisex Tee
Best. Comeback. Ever.
All of our adult shirts are 100% ring spun cotton, which is softer and lighter than traditional cotton (heather gray is 90% ring spun cotton & 10% polyester, heather dark gray is 50/50 blend).
Other fabric types, colors and fit may be available upon request. Please email us before purchasing for availability.
::: CARE INSTRUCTIONS :::
Wash on cold and lay flat to dry
DO NOT USE FABRIC SOFTENER! By avoiding fabric softener your tee will have a longer life!
::: SIZING :::
Please contact us directly if you have any sizing questions! We can send you specifics!
We have unisex (mens) and ladies sizes available in all items - If you are wanting a different style then the item description shows you MUST request a specific style in advance
How to know your measurements?
- Grab your FAVORITE tee out of you closet
- Lay flat
- Chest - Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Body Length at Back - Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.
Our shirts are UNISEX sizes for a relaxed fit. A slimmer fit may be achieved by ordering down in size. However, since there are many different body types, we strongly recommend measuring your best fitting shirts first and compare with our size chart to find the right size.
::: RETURN POLICY :::
If you are not satisfied with your purchase, you have 5 days from your received date to make a return.
To be eligible for a return, an item must be unworn and in the same condition that you received it.
You will be responsible for covering return shipping costs. Ship to the return address on your original packaging with a note in package on why you are returning the product.
You will receive a refund in the form of credit to the Online Store within 5 business days of us receiving your return. Shipping costs for the original order are not refundable. The cost of shipping be deducted from your refund.
If you receive an item that has a factory defect contact us immediately! You will not be responsible for shipping returned item. Your item will be replaced.
Cancellation must be received within 24 hours - We cannot guarantee we can cancel, some order ship fast