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If you Can't Say Anything Nice
allergic to assholes
single taken hungry
will cook for sex
if youre going to be salty
I have mixed drinks about feelings tank.
recipe for today
bad ass
wild one
two people drinking
three misc on deck
thats a horrible idea
sorry no habla fucktardo
please take a number
oh hell no
not today walk away
nope not happening
no fucks tee
no fucks tank
my dog and I talk shit
mixed drinks
living my okayest life
Lake Mode
its a throat punch kinda dayNo logo
it wasnt me
i workout to burn off the crazy
i tend to wine a lot
having a weird mom builds character
giving a f
fuck it 2
fancy as fuck and good heart
call me margarits tank
day drinkin
dog mom
Apparently I have an attitude
beer never broke my heart and sorry did
bad and boozy
adulting would not recommend

​How Do I Place An Order?​

Choose your size, choose your color, and then add to cart.

After you have everything in your cart that your heart desires (don't forget about your Bestie!) Choose "View Cart" - You can either click the bag icon in the upper right or "View Cart" will already show near the bottom right if you are currently in the cart. Enter any promo code or "notes" before moving forward. Be aware...we can't always see your notes, if there is something important you need us to know please send an email also! Next, click "Check Out With PayPal" DON'T WORRY - YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE A PAYPAL ACCOUNT - Paypal is just our processor. They provide a safe, secure, and guaranteed checkout process for us and you! You will then see a "Log In Page". You can either log-in to your Paypal securely OR click "Pay with Debit or Credit Card" but near the bottom. This allows you to pay without having a PayPal account! Continue to check out - be sure you are verifying you shipping address!


Payment & Shipping

We ship through USPS exclusively 

Shipping is based on the weight of your items

Our payment processor is PayPal - you DON'T need a PayPal account to order  *see above*

PayPal provides a safe, secure, and guaranteed checkout process for us and you


Secure Ordering & Payment Options

All information provided is kept secure at all times

Our payment processor is PayPal - you DON'T need a PayPal account to order  *see above*

PayPal provides a safe, secure, and guaranteed checkout process for us and you

We do not accept cash, checks, or transfers


Returns & Refunds

If you are not satisfied with your purchase, you have 5 days from your received date to make a return.

To be eligible for a return, an item must be unworn and in the same condition that you received it. 



You will be responsible for covering return shipping costs. Ship to the return address on your original packaging with a note in package on why you are returning the product.



You will receive a refund in the form of credit to the Online Store within 5 business days of us receiving your return. Shipping costs for the original order are not refundable. The cost of shipping be deducted from your refund.


Damaged/Flawed Items

If you receive an item that has a factory defect contact us immediately! You will not be responsible for shipping returned item. Your item will be replaced.



Cancellation must be received within 24 hours - We cannot guarantee we can cancel, some order ship fast!

Care Instructions on all Garments

Wash on cold and lay flat to dry 

DO NOT USE FABRIC SOFTENER! By avoiding fabric softener your tee will have a longer life!

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