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If you Can't Say Anything Nice
allergic to assholes
single taken hungry
will cook for sex
if youre going to be salty
I have mixed drinks about feelings tank.
recipe for today
bad ass
wild one
two people drinking
three misc on deck
thats a horrible idea
sorry no habla fucktardo
please take a number
oh hell no
not today walk away
nope not happening
no fucks tee
no fucks tank
my dog and I talk shit
mixed drinks
living my okayest life
Lake Mode
its a throat punch kinda dayNo logo
it wasnt me
i workout to burn off the crazy
i tend to wine a lot
having a weird mom builds character
giving a f
fuck it 2
fancy as fuck and good heart
call me margarits tank
day drinkin
dog mom
Apparently I have an attitude
beer never broke my heart and sorry did
bad and boozy
adulting would not recommend

Clever. Inappropriate. Hilarious. Witty. Silly. Awkward.

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